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Tuesday, March 8

Modern Analogies

We are leaving tomorrow morning (5am, yuck) to go to Texas to watch my best friend get married. On Friday. I am so excited.

And there will be pictures, so you'll know it happened.

Thursday, November 18

Rock, Paper, Scissors....

Did you know there are Rock Paper Scissors tournaments?

Some things to remember when you play:
Males have a tendency to throw rock on their first try, inexperienced RPS players will subconsciously deliver the item that won previously, and paper is thrown least often, so use it as a surprise.
Happy Thursday!

Wednesday, August 11

Color Choices

Husband and I are picking paint colors for our bedroom and our kitchen. We have spent many cumulative hours standing in front of the Behr Premium Plus stand at Home Depot looking at colors and we probably have every single one of those free things and two little paint colors and test samples on the kitchen walls. Colors like, mocha java and morning burst.

And all I get from husband is, "I like the yellow one." Which is why this comic is so perfect.

Thursday, July 29

TWO MINUTES?!



Don't you ever feel this way? I know that in just turning on my computer my husband probably heard the painful squeals of, "Why are you taking so long?!? 30 seconds is tooooooo loooooooooong."

One of my favorite dad quotes: "Why won't this microwave speed up?"

I could go into all of my societal complaints about how we expect too much in too little time and blah blah, but rather, I'll just wish you a happy Thursday!