Sounds like I'm not ready

Kid is climbing onto a school bus and steps on his jacket on the stairs, leaving a nasty brown stain.

me: ugh, stupid kid.
husband: hahahahahaha, hope our kids are smarter than that.
me: i'm clearly not ready for tiny humans.

Don't be so mean.

"You're a first year, right?"
"Yeah"
"Haha. You have a loooong way to go."
awkward chuckle.

ooooooh conversations overhead in my hallway.

Self-Analysis

We had our party, and I'll share blurry pictures with you later.

But for now,

Overhead (on TV):
"I don't know, you're the shrink."
"Yeah, but shrinks are notoriously bad at self-analysis."

Amen.