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Originally from Texas, I am a reader, writer, pseudo-gardener, baker, record collecting student working on my Ph.D. in the Midwest.

Saturday, July 31

My Expertise

I have been married a bit over 7 months now, thus I am an expert on marriage.

I'm an expert on shutting up (but I'm not an expert on when to do it)
I'm an expert on playing nice (sometimes)
I'm an expert on not doing dishes
I'm an expert on trying not to gag when I try to clean the toilet
I'm an expert on smiling when I think I might just destroy every living thing in my apartment (building on occasion)
I'm an expert on tickling my husband until we fall asleep
I'm an expert at stealing the remote effectively controlling the DVR and volume
... and so many other things.


Heather said...

I 100% on cleaning the toilet! I hate, hate, HATE cleaning toilets. That's something my husband will have to agree to do before I say "I do," haha.

Heather said...

That was supposed to be "I 100% agree" on cleaning toilets...

Nicole said...

lol I gotcha. I can't do bathrooms. I'm not entirely sure why, but it just can't be done. I knew my husband was a keeper when he cleaned out the dorm room bathroom for me before move out one time. That sealed the deal.